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ellievolia:

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afrometaphysics:

celestialcannibalism:

harryfloorcorn:

What is the meaning of life?

70 years of callous indifference

A lifetime of dying inside

Fucking smoking that good shit HA

Nothin’ but getting drunk.YEP.

All about doin’ whatever the fuck i want.AWW YEAH

WHO CARES? I’M TURNING MY BACK ON HUMANITY.

smokin blunts and callous indifference, aw yeah

ellievolia:

gunslingaaahhh:

brokendaisychains:

sparklyfiend:

femmefaery:

afrometaphysics:

celestialcannibalism:

harryfloorcorn:

What is the meaning of life?

70 years of callous indifference

A lifetime of dying inside

Fucking smoking that good shit HA

Nothin’ but getting drunk.

YEP.

All about doin’ whatever the fuck i want.

AWW YEAH

WHO CARES? I’M TURNING MY BACK ON HUMANITY.

smokin blunts and callous indifference, aw yeah

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super-hoopla-ck:

Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it

And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES

OMFG I THINK I JUST PEED 

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al4skan:

im actually laughing so hard at this

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

this is so canadian i shit a beaver

as i canadian i can tell you this is 100% of what we do all the time

Every goddamn winter, it’s the same shit.

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khubleesi:

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I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again

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